What is wrong with Ferrari?

"waymoe" (waymoe) 05/12/2014 at 14:53 • Filed to: None

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Ferrari Formula One (english translation: Ferrari Forumla One-ah) is currently in a bad state of affairs this Forumla 1 season. Ferrari is only 9 points a head of Force India which is not enough because there are a lot of Indian people in the world so the chances of some of them getting 1 point is very high. They are also 131 points behind Mercedes which is way more of a lead than they had in WWII and we all know how that could have went.

Fernando Alonso is a teller for Santander bank so he knows how numbers work. Unfortunately his partner Kimi Raikochu is thundershocked at how far behind the lead he is, with only 12 points. There is nothing to do to catch Mercedes who must be keeping Schumacher in a coma so they may use his brain powers to do computations for increasing speed and other math things like knowing how much to tip Jensen when he brings you your coffee.

The only solution for Ferrari is to leave Forumla 1 and move to NASCAR. They will not be very competative in nascar because nascar has more money due to inflation but at least then people will care about them because nascar is number one in the world in viewership and natural light consumption. When they have enough money from Nascar they can afford to get a good driver like Danica Patrick who is a proven winner in something just not nascar so she will be good for Forumla 1. I recomened Ferrari move from Ferrari to a Toyota because Toyota sells approximately 1 billion more cars per year than Ferrari which means they are better. The math does not lie because it can not speak human.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > waymoe 05/12/2014 at 14:56

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Genius.

Brian Silvestro > waymoe 05/12/2014 at 14:56

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This is a great post.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > waymoe 05/12/2014 at 14:58

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can't decide if serious or if for lulz

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > waymoe 05/12/2014 at 14:59

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It's dangerous to have been behind Mercedes in WWII. This Opel Blitz was behind a Mercedes, and when was the last time you heard of one?

I also heard of a place called Forum-La once but it turns out the place was really just a version of Shangri-La that I imagined that was a forum.

NASCAR needs more rear-engined cars, because NASCARs right now aren't rear engined so they don't look exotic enough or like they're worth as much as a Ferrari, even though they cost more.

waymoe > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/12/2014 at 15:01

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Are you dumb, a nascar is in america and the dollars there are way more than the dollars in italy which are really just biscotti

OPPOsaurus WRX > waymoe 05/12/2014 at 15:01

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Ferrari to NASCAR??? Br prepared for a cease and desist letter and/or lawsuit from Ferrari for that proposal.

mr_gofast > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/12/2014 at 15:02

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http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-uEkqGD7OwMA/U…

mr_gofast > waymoe 05/12/2014 at 15:03

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trolling...at least i hope so.

waymoe > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/12/2014 at 15:03

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They cannot sue me. Waymoe is love. Waymoe is life.

mr_gofast > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/12/2014 at 15:03

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > waymoe 05/12/2014 at 15:09

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So, maybe NASCAR should set up a NASCAR Italy because that will be cheaper and all the drivers can be paid more easily.

Kate's Dirty Sister > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/12/2014 at 15:10

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Nascar should be roof-engined.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Kate's Dirty Sister 05/12/2014 at 15:11

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You have a point - I submit to your wisdom on this.

waymoe > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/12/2014 at 15:14

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America is better because they invented cars and paying people to do stuff that isnt important in the grand scheme of life.

Kate's Dirty Sister > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/12/2014 at 15:15

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PERFECTION

Tripper > waymoe 05/12/2014 at 16:01

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